BugJez Hall 7:52 AM
I've got a bug in my head. Really! At least its dead now. I got in there at the weekend. Just flew right in without asking. I spent the afternoon screaming and pouring water into my ear to drown it. Its quite a strange feeling having something crawling inside your head. Anyway R.I.P little bug.
The nurse couldn't get it out, so there it stays until the ear pushes it out. Everytime I think about it in there I get all itchy.